It reads: You're my one & only
Love, Tony
A journey of short love notes and sweet words, and often funny sayings that come from the love of my life, Ooma. Ooma = object of my affection.
TK: I need to run to the store and get more coffee if you're coming over and something for dinner. Oh and deodorant so I don't scare you off. And air freshener for your butt.Gahlee! Holly: guess we could both use air fresher...MAINLY you and the dogs...I don't really fartTK: Oh whateverTK: Your rotten farts could killGahlee! Holly: I'm rubber you're glue..
TK: I may fart in bed accidentally but I'll try not toTK: And I think were doin fine as far as staying in budget. Maybe even buy u some week old tulips from the dollar store if u behaveTK: Sometimes I buy gifts for the hell of it thoTK: Not just birthdaysTK: Specifically gas station flowers or hucks wine.TK: I also buy cheeseburgers when mcds is running a special.
TK: Chaos totally fartedGahlee! Holly: hahahahaGahlee! Holly: probably youTK: Nope heard it out her assGahlee! Holly: she made a noise!?Gahlee! Holly: hahahahaTK: Yup.Gahlee! Holly: are they behaving?TK: YesTK: They want a cat
TK: Well no photo shoot naked. I've got to wear clothes. BastardsTK: I'm a piece of meat
Gahlee! Holly: you know what’s become a tradition with AJ and I? We go to each other's hair appts just to visit with each other..isnt' that sweet?TK: Aww Me n Jared talk on the toilet when we are poopin.Gahlee! Holly: THAT'S BROMANCE
TK: I'm not gonna call u tubby cause I'm not goin there ever!
TK: Always go to the bathroom to avoid the boss!TK: Snuck past the boss n he has no clue. It's cause I'm in my camo work uniformTK: Eat more broccoli. Fart n scare offboss, stinky ur
TK: Ha ha. You'll never live it down. Blonde, pretty = trophy.TK: Hell I had to buy that car just to get a date w u!TK: We could at least pretendusing me for my car ur (PUBLISHERS NOTE: He sure has some interesting theories…and I told you guys about that beloved car of his.)
TK: Fridays are my dick daysTK: Go slamfoot in the fridge ur TK: ima dick like that.TK: Squeeze me and I'll fart. Touch me and I'll throw up.TK: U should gargle thumbtacks so no one has to listen to u complain.TK: New cf WOD. Strap 2 concrete blocks tofeet and jump in the river. Amrap bubbles for time. 3.2.1...go! ur TK: Quick! Grabscissors and sprint down main st. ur TK: Go pickhemorrhoids n sit on a rusty fence! ur
TK : I'm gonna quit buying booze I think. I think it'll make me a better athlete and I won't give into eating bad. Plus I want to save $ for us. Now that we are a solid relationship I need to think abt our future. Time for me to stop screwing around with ours. I bet I spent 100 on booze thus wkend n that could go to other things I don't piss out.ON HAVING KIDS (tauntingly)
TK : Maybe I'll b healthier too. Almost got beat by Willie today.
Gahlee! Holly: almost doesn't count
Gahlee! Holly: unless it's horseshoes or hand grenades
TK: I tied him. That's bs
Gahlee! Holly: I know you're elite and so do you
TK: I could b better w out the do-nothing-juice
Gahlee! Holly: u could.
Gahlee! Holly: i won't argue
TK: 100 xtra a week is a nice ring after a year.
TK: Hmm. Or we could just skip the whole thing n borrow nieces n nephewsON SAVING FOR A BIRTHDAY SHOPPING SPREE
Gahlee! Holly: right.
TK: It would b the same and if u love em enuff they'll take care of u
Gahlee! Holly: how about this, we start a KID Savings: we put money away and if we have kids, we are prepared, if we never have kids, we spend the money on US - traveling and toys and lavish fun...and old ppl care
TK: Or. Save the amt of $ a kid costs every year and invest it. We'll b rich!
Gahlee! Holly: yep!
TK: So I'll get my nuts cut. Then we start saving
TK: Ok. Our budget is 100 bux a weekend for entertainment n eating out. This oughta set us up for ur birthday and keep me from spazzing out about saving $.ON MY UPCOMING HIGH SCHOOL REUNION (not really planning, but still thinking about the future - I just thought this was funny)
Gahlee! Holly: DEAL
(PUBLISHER'S NOTE: I didn't mind this one bit...a shopping spree for me?? Honey, we can pinch anywhere to save for this ! He's quite the lil budget er)
Gahlee! Holly: you should read the email I just got about youON PREVENTING ARGUMENTS
Gahlee! Holly: "you have to keep him around for our 10 year reunion, youll have the hottest guy there...just sayin'!!"
TK: I'll b fat by ur reunion
Gahlee! Holly: why do you say that?
Gahlee! Holly: it's next summer
Gahlee! Holly: we're not getting fat!!
Gahlee! Holly: maybe temporarily at some point, I will..but we will not get fat, do you understand?
Gahlee! Holly: you and I will be fit and healthy for life
TK: Prolly
Gahlee! Holly: prolly to what part?
TK: Healthy for life
TK: Tho I do like candy
TK: I'm trying to think of a way to avoid conflict w u since it bothers u so much.
Gahlee! Holly: you really are a good man
Gahlee! Holly: it helps that we talk it out, but I hate the part that makes us have to "talk it out"
TK: I'm trying to b a good man. I'm not the best.
TK: I think a big part is my approach to u
TK: I'm a talker.
TK: It's complex how I interact. I need to write it down.
TK: U have to know my thoughts hon. I have to b open.
Gahlee! Holly: and I think we are pretty open
Gahlee! Holly: I know I've never been MORE open
Gahlee! Holly: I tune you in to all my thoughts
Gahlee! Holly: it was misinterpretation and frustration, and unloading on the wrong thing/person -- I'm sorry for yelling and upsetting u
TK: I just need to figure out how to prevent my own reaction that way
TK: We need to plan the summer
TK: Or at least the month
Gahlee! Holly: geez, you ARE a planner, eh?