Thursday, May 26, 2011

The One

It reads: You're my one & only
Love, Tony

He Says Some Funny Stuff! (this should make you chuckle)

Ooma definately has a sense of humor. I love that we can laugh at and with each other.

TEASING EACH OTHER
TK: I need to run to the store and get more coffee if you're coming over and something for dinner. Oh and deodorant so I don't scare you off. And air freshener for your butt.
Gahlee! Holly: guess we could both use air fresher...MAINLY you and the dogs...I don't really fart
TK: Oh whatever
TK: Your rotten farts could kill
Gahlee! Holly: I'm rubber you're glue..

ON TRYING TO KEEP ME PLEASED
TK: I may fart in bed accidentally but I'll try not to
TK: And I think were doin fine as far as staying in budget. Maybe even buy u some week old tulips from the dollar store if u behave
TK: Sometimes I buy gifts for the hell of it tho
TK: Not just birthdays
TK: Specifically gas station flowers or hucks wine.
TK: I also buy cheeseburgers when mcds is running a special.

WHEN HE BABYSAT MY DOGS
TK: Chaos totally farted
Gahlee! Holly: hahahaha
Gahlee! Holly: probably you
TK: Nope heard it out her ass
Gahlee! Holly: she made a noise!?
Gahlee! Holly: hahahaha
TK: Yup.
Gahlee! Holly: are they behaving?
TK: Yes
TK: They want a cat

ON HIS CHARITY PHOTOSHOOT
TK: Well no photo shoot naked. I've got to wear clothes. Bastards
TK: I'm a piece of meat

ON FRIENDSHIPS
Gahlee! Holly: you know what’s become a tradition with AJ and I? We go to each other's hair appts just to visit with each other..isnt' that sweet?
TK: Aww Me n Jared talk on the toilet when we are poopin.
Gahlee! Holly: THAT'S BROMANCE

JUST PLAIN SMART
TK: I'm not gonna call u tubby cause I'm not goin there ever!

ON CAREERS
TK: Always go to the bathroom to avoid the boss!
TK: Snuck past the boss n he has no clue. It's cause I'm in my camo work uniform
TK: Eat more broccoli. Fart n scare off ur boss, stinky

ON DATING
TK: Ha ha. You'll never live it down. Blonde, pretty = trophy.
TK: Hell I had to buy that car just to get a date w u!
TK: We could at least pretend ur using me for my car
(PUBLISHERS NOTE: He sure has some interesting theories…and I told you guys about that beloved car of his.)

ON BEING HATEFUL (not to me)
TK: Fridays are my dick days
TK: Go slam ur foot in the fridge
TK: ima dick like that.
TK: Squeeze me and I'll fart. Touch me and I'll throw up.
TK: U should gargle thumbtacks so no one has to listen to u complain.
TK: New cf WOD. Strap 2 concrete blocks to ur feet and jump in the river. Amrap bubbles for time. 3.2.1...go!
TK: Quick! Grab ur scissors and sprint down main st.
TK: Go pick ur hemorrhoids n sit on a rusty fence!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

...then he found me

Ooma posted this song on my social networking wall a few weeks after we started dating. He would tell me (and still does) that before he met me, he'd been on numerous dates with other women: that he was dead inside and never thought that he would find or deserved love again, but I have awakened all those feelings that come with love, and he no longer feels numb.

Falling Deeper

I received this note in my lunch box after spending Mother's Day weekend with his family.
It reads: I'm in love with you more after this weekend. You're my everything and I can't be happier, unless I stay yours. I'm so lucky. I'm yours.
Love,
Tony

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Thinking about the Future

Ladies can relate to this probably more so than men. In most, not all, but most cases where relationships are involved, the woman is the planner and the event coordinator. Am I right? Plan a vacation, she researches hotels, flights, itinerary. She makes sure everyone is where they need to be when they need to be there, whether it is a sporting event, catching a plane, meeting, dinner date, Dr. appt, etc...She keeps up with the finances and or bills, and she plans dinner.
Well ladies & gentlemen, I got myself a planner/thinker! He thinks so far ahead sometimes that he has little fits, because he overwhelms himself with hypothetical things that may not even need planning. Mostly, and for the sake of this blog, his planning is nothing short of impressive. He plans his meals for the week, yes I said week. He is one of those people who has everything laid out the night before. To be perfectly honest, he likes to try and have any available options or  possibilities considered and to be prepared for any situation.  Anyway, I thought I'd share with you some tid bits of our conversations on planning and preparing for the future, since I couldn't post a picture of my lunch box love note today, due to a camera malfunction. When the wheels turn, they are turning way in advance. Understand, with these conversations - some were genuine discussions and some conversations are where we're just having fun with each other (yet still leaving things up for discussion). None of these truly outline the thinking he does on "us." These are just mainly to keep my daily posts alive (entertainment), and give my readers a glance at our personalities. I have reason to believe that he spends a lot of time thinking about our future. Needless to say, I can appreciate a man with a plan!

ON A POSSIBLE FOREVER
TK : I'm gonna quit buying booze I think. I think it'll make me a better athlete and I won't give into eating bad. Plus I want to save $ for us. Now that we are a solid relationship I need to think abt our future. Time for me to stop screwing around with ours. I bet I spent 100 on booze thus wkend n that could go to other things I don't piss out.
TK : Maybe I'll b healthier too. Almost got beat by Willie today.
Gahlee! Holly: almost doesn't count
Gahlee! Holly: unless it's horseshoes or hand grenades
TK: I tied him. That's bs
Gahlee! Holly: I know you're elite and so do you
TK: I could b better w out the do-nothing-juice
Gahlee! Holly: u could.
Gahlee! Holly: i won't argue
TK: 100 xtra a week is a nice ring after a year.
ON HAVING KIDS (tauntingly)
TK: Hmm. Or we could just skip the whole thing n borrow nieces n nephews
Gahlee! Holly: right.
TK: It would b the same and if u love em enuff they'll take care of u
Gahlee! Holly: how about this, we start a KID Savings: we put money away and if we have kids, we are prepared, if we never have kids, we spend the money on US - traveling and toys and lavish fun...and old ppl care
TK: Or. Save the amt of $ a kid costs every year and invest it. We'll b rich!
Gahlee! Holly: yep!
TK: So I'll get my nuts cut. Then we start saving
ON SAVING FOR A BIRTHDAY SHOPPING SPREE
TK: Ok. Our budget is 100 bux a weekend for entertainment n eating out. This oughta set us up for ur birthday and keep me from spazzing out about saving $.
Gahlee! Holly: DEAL
(PUBLISHER'S NOTE: I didn't mind this one bit...a shopping spree for me?? Honey, we can pinch anywhere to save for this ! He's quite the lil budget er)
ON MY UPCOMING HIGH SCHOOL REUNION (not really planning, but still thinking about the future - I just thought this was funny)
Gahlee! Holly: you should read the email I just got about you
Gahlee! Holly: "you have to keep him around for our 10 year reunion, youll have the hottest guy there...just sayin'!!"
TK: I'll b fat by ur reunion
Gahlee! Holly: why do you say that?
Gahlee! Holly: it's next summer
Gahlee! Holly: we're not getting fat!!
Gahlee! Holly: maybe temporarily at some point, I will..but we will not get fat, do you understand?
Gahlee! Holly: you and I will be fit and healthy for life
TK: Prolly
Gahlee! Holly: prolly to what part?
TK: Healthy for life
TK: Tho I do like candy
ON PREVENTING ARGUMENTS
TK: I'm trying to think of a way to avoid conflict w u since it bothers u so much.
Gahlee! Holly: you really are a good man
Gahlee! Holly: it helps that we talk it out, but I hate the part that makes us have to "talk it out"
TK: I'm trying to b a good man. I'm not the best.
TK: I think a big part is my approach to u
TK: I'm a talker.
TK: It's complex how I interact. I need to write it down.
TK: U have to know my thoughts hon. I have to b open.
Gahlee! Holly: and I think we are pretty open
Gahlee! Holly: I know I've never been MORE open
Gahlee! Holly: I tune you in to all my thoughts
Gahlee! Holly: it was misinterpretation and frustration, and unloading on the wrong thing/person -- I'm sorry for yelling and upsetting u
TK: I just need to figure out how to prevent my own reaction that way

ON OUR SUMMER ITINERARY!
TK: We need to plan the summer
TK: Or at least the month
Gahlee! Holly: geez, you ARE a planner, eh?

Monday, May 23, 2011

Should I?


So, this weekend, Ooma (object of my affection) follows me around while I'm pulling weeds in the landscaping, then later while I'm prepping dinner, and again as I'm getting ready for bed in adoration as we both sometimes find ourselves doing to one another, and he tells me several different times how wonderful I am, how infatuated he is with me, and that I should be his girlfriend. I play along and play hard to get with him, just a little, but I can't help but kiss him and his adoreable attempts. I found this in my lunch box today. By the way - he calls me Oomi (object of my infatuation).
It reads: I love you! You should be my girlfriend nest year too.

no explanation needed

It reads: I love you with a smiley face. (using shorthand symbols)


















This is one of Anthony's sweet reminders to me.