The Story Behind "Luanne"

If you've read my other posts, then you know that I'm a Texas girl in love with an Indiana man. OOMA thinks that I have an accent, which he picks on me about all of the time (especially if I've had an adult beverage.) He's been gracious enough to give me a nickname/alter ego, "Luanne"...as in Luanne Platter from King of the Hill. If you've ever heard her talk, then you know why he's given me this hillarious nickname.

It reads: I love Luanne more than I love myself.

Sweet Snippets

I have compiled a collection of flattering things OOMA has said to me or had to say about me.

TK: I think were a real good match. It's scary how we are so close.

TK: It is amazing. I forgot what it was like to feel. I'm scared I'll lose you. It does feel like we belong together. I was so used to no connection and not trusting I'd gone numb.

TK: We belong together.

TK: Ur just a good match all around

TK: Every time I look at you and you aren't looking I ask myself if I deserve a second chance at having someone special enough to commit my life to. I'm dreaming. I'm not sure if I do. And I mess up because I'm afraid to get hurt. But I'm going to take that chance even if I don't deserve it. So a day sucks w/out you. And I don't want to ever be w/out you. But it doesn't mean much in the bigger scheme of things. I know we're new and its early, and this is just how I feel, but every time I look at you and you're not looking I also tell myself I'm going to spend my life with you.

TK: I can never get enough loving u. May need to keep u my whole life

TK: But when I plan my life around u n plan on saving $ for a ring then I'm serious.

TK: I'm going to marry you.

TK: I mean it

TK: I'm complete bc of u. I can change my life to b w u. Big deal

TK: It's a big deal

TK: Ur worth it

TK: I’ve been thinking about that all weekend that u were the girl I dreamed about as a boy

ME: I know you're just as tired and wrecked as I am. I know I'm being selfish. I can manage

TK: I know u can, love. But I still want to take care of u if I can.

TK: You're amazing. I feel amazing. Morning sex is awesome. I love ur body next to mine all night.

TK: Ur ass looks amazing

TK: Ur gorgeous

TK: I think ur a keeper. Finally. Took u long enuff!

TK: We beeeelong together

TK: It's scary how much the feeling is I have. U reawaken all my feelings

TK: These last few days without you helped me realize how special u are.

TK: U have my life to share

TK: You make me happy to belong to you

TK: Mwah! Love of MY life

TK: You're everything I want. And the highest quality

Girl of his Dreams

It reads: You're THE ONE I dreamed of when I was a boy growing up.

How much?

It reads: I love you more than all the stars in the sky. Love, Tony

The One

It reads: You're my one & only

Love, Tony

He Says Some Funny Stuff! (this should make you chuckle)

Ooma definately has a sense of humor. I love that we can laugh at and with each other.

TEASING EACH OTHER

TK: I need to run to the store and get more coffee if you're coming over and something for dinner. Oh and deodorant so I don't scare you off. And air freshener for your butt.

Gahlee! Holly: guess we could both use air fresher...MAINLY you and the dogs...I don't really fart

TK: Oh whatever

TK: Your rotten farts could kill

Gahlee! Holly: I'm rubber you're glue..

ON TRYING TO KEEP ME PLEASED

TK: I may fart in bed accidentally but I'll try not to

TK: And I think were doin fine as far as staying in budget. Maybe even buy u some week old tulips from the dollar store if u behave

TK: Sometimes I buy gifts for the hell of it tho

TK: Not just birthdays

TK: Specifically gas station flowers or hucks wine.

TK: I also buy cheeseburgers when mcds is running a special.

WHEN HE BABYSAT MY DOGS

TK: Chaos totally farted

Gahlee! Holly: hahahaha

Gahlee! Holly: probably you

TK: Nope heard it out her ass

Gahlee! Holly: she made a noise!?

Gahlee! Holly: hahahaha

TK: Yup.

Gahlee! Holly: are they behaving?

TK: Yes

TK: They want a cat

ON HIS CHARITY PHOTOSHOOT

TK: Well no photo shoot naked. I've got to wear clothes. Bastards

TK: I'm a piece of meat

ON FRIENDSHIPS

Gahlee! Holly: you know what’s become a tradition with AJ and I? We go to each other's hair appts just to visit with each other..isnt' that sweet?

TK: Aww Me n Jared talk on the toilet when we are poopin.

Gahlee! Holly: THAT'S BROMANCE

JUST PLAIN SMART

TK: I'm not gonna call u tubby cause I'm not goin there ever!

ON CAREERS

TK: Always go to the bathroom to avoid the boss!

TK: Snuck past the boss n he has no clue. It's cause I'm in my camo work uniform

TK: Eat more broccoli. Fart n scare off ur boss, stinky

ON DATING

TK: Ha ha. You'll never live it down. Blonde, pretty = trophy.

TK: Hell I had to buy that car just to get a date w u!

TK: We could at least pretend ur using me for my car

(PUBLISHERS NOTE: He sure has some interesting theories…and I told you guys about that beloved car of his.)

ON BEING HATEFUL (not to me)

TK: Fridays are my dick days

TK: Go slam ur foot in the fridge

TK: ima dick like that.

TK: Squeeze me and I'll fart. Touch me and I'll throw up.

TK: U should gargle thumbtacks so no one has to listen to u complain.

TK: New cf WOD. Strap 2 concrete blocks to ur feet and jump in the river. Amrap bubbles for time. 3.2.1...go!

TK: Quick! Grab ur scissors and sprint down main st.

TK: Go pick ur hemorrhoids n sit on a rusty fence!

...then he found me

Ooma posted this song on my social networking wall a few weeks after we started dating. He would tell me (and still does) that before he met me, he'd been on numerous dates with other women: that he was dead inside and never thought that he would find or deserved love again, but I have awakened all those feelings that come with love, and he no longer feels numb.